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Topic: Under The Table (Read 3 times)

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Under The Table
« Result #1 on Mar 12, 2009, 2:01am »

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."

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Topic: The Girl of My Dream (Read 1 time)

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The Girl of My Dream
« Result #2 on Mar 12, 2009, 2:01am »

The girl of my dream
Have blue sparkling eyes
When I look into em,
I feel like I'm drowning inside
Her fair skins are smooth like milk,
When she soothes lotions all over em,
It tingles me inside
Her hairs are soft as silk,
When I brush my hands through them
I recognize the fragrance of a Love Spell.
A spell so strong, a love so quick,
A heart was taken, a gift was sent,
An angel from heaven came down to me,
On the first day of December,
Filling my Christmas with love and joy
Her every movement so elegant,
Her every blush so heartening,
Her smiles, her smirks,
Like lava of a volcano,
Melts me down so thoroughly from the inside
Her voice resounds through my body
Like a lullaby, she sings me to sleep
The girl of my dream
Samantha Sue Coop Escudero
You are so beautiful

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Topic: My Declaration of Self-Esteem (Read 1 time)

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My Declaration of Self-Esteem
« Result #3 on Feb 24, 2009, 1:55am »

The following was written in answer to a 15-year-old girl¡¯s question, ¡°How can I prepare myself for a fulfilling life?¡±

I am me.

In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me.wow power leveling There are people who have some parts like me but no one adds up exactly like me. Therefore, everything that comes out of me is authentically mine because I alone choose it.

I own everything about me -- my body, including everything it does; my mind, including all my thoughts and ideas; my eyes, including the images of all they behold; my feelings, whatever they might be -- anger, joy, frustration, love, disappointment, excitement; my mouth and all the words that come out of it -- polite, sweet and rough, wow gold correct or incorrect; my voice, loud and soft; all my actions, whether they be to others or myself.

I own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes, my fears.

I own all my triumphs and successes, all my failures and mistakes.

Because I own all of me,wow power leveling I can become intimately acquainted with me in all my parts. I can love me and be friendly with me in all my parts. I can then make it possible for all of me to work in my best interests.

I know there are aspects about myself that puzzle me, and other aspects that I do not know. But as long as I am friendly and loving to myself, I can courageously and hopefully look for the solutions to the puzzles and for ways to find out more about me.

However I look and sound, whatever I say and do,wow power leveling and whatever I think and feel at a given moment in time is me. This is authentic and represents where I am at that moment in time.

When I review later how I looked and sounded, what I said and did, and how I thought and felt, some parts may turn out to be unfitting.wow gold I can discard that which is unfitting and keep that which proved fitting, and invent something new for that which I discarded.

I can see, hear, feel, think, say and do. I have the tools to survive, to be close to others, to be productive, to make sense and order out of the world of people and things outside of me.

I own me and therefore I can engineer me.wow gold I am me and I am okay.

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Topic: just to be sure we all agree..... (Read 71 times)

vaio
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Re: just to be sure we all agree.....
« Result #4 on May 21, 2007, 6:50pm »

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how are the fleas sammis?

fleas shmeas, there all dead and gone,

u know what we need, a couple of great head pics.
lets see if we can find some shall we

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Topic: MUTHAfuckerS!! (Read 39 times)

vaio
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Re: MUTHAfuckerS!!
« Result #5 on May 21, 2007, 6:48pm »

wow that really brought the crowd in closer

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Topic: just to be sure we all agree..... (Read 71 times)

nakkaz
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Re: just to be sure we all agree.....
« Result #6 on May 17, 2007, 5:56am »

toss a nickel ey govna?
if thats not code for a handjob, then i dont know wat is....

how are the fleas sammis?

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i pity anyone who doesnt drink - they wake up in the morning and thats the best they'll feel all day!

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Topic: just to be sure we all agree..... (Read 71 times)

johnnypostinsii
I post a lot but I'm not a groupie... I swear

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Re: just to be sure we all agree.....
« Result #7 on May 15, 2007, 6:05pm »

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would you like a shine, or maybe a quick buff.

Thats code for a handjob in the alley for crack isn't it?

You need help.

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Topic: MUTHAfuckerS!! (Read 39 times)

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Re: MUTHAfuckerS!!
« Result #8 on May 15, 2007, 5:57pm »

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With 5 times the power of regular bagster forums, 8 times the speed of myspace, -4 times the online posters, and a history a old as time itself. This baby predates that goey Shit that climbed forth from the ocean and gave birth to th early mammals of this great planet.

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So jump on the bandwagon before its too late . . .

Additional: Vaio = Smite.

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Topic: MUTHAfuckerS!! (Read 39 times)

vaio
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Re: MUTHAfuckerS!!
« Result #9 on May 15, 2007, 5:54pm »

you really need to start this forum off with more of a bang.

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Topic: just to be sure we all agree..... (Read 71 times)

vaio
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Re: just to be sure we all agree.....
« Result #10 on May 15, 2007, 5:54pm »

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No contest really.

youve been winging about getting this forum started again and the best thing you can start with is this little piece of Shit comment

if i had more moderator powers i would make everything you write come out saying

" im gay im gay im gay "

because ... you are gay

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